J. Drew Stefancin, Neighbor

Age: I was born in 19somethingnoneofyourbusiness

From: Williams Township with notable detours in New Jersey, Palmer and Bethlehem

Personal: Unmarried but twitterpated, no children because they are gross

Education: Toiling aimlessly in college for the last decade

Occupation: Professional clerk/entry level employee

Interests: bourbon

Heroes: Johnny Cash, Rudy Ray Moore, Kenny Hotz

Rebels Against: Whaddaya got?